"You," said the doctor to the patient, "are in
terrible shape. You've got to do something about it. First, tell your
wife to cook more nutritious meals. Stop working like a dog. Also,
inform your wife you're going to make a budget, and she has to stick to
it. And have her keep the kids off your back so you can relax. Unless
there are some changes like that in your life, you'll probably be dead
in a month."
"Doc," the patient said, "this
would sound more official coming from you. Could you please call my wife
and give her those instructions?"
When the
fellow got home, his wife rushed to him. "I talked to your doctor," she
wailed. "Poor man, you've only got thirty days to live.
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